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Plot twist: the-absolute-funniest-posts stops self-promoting
Thats not a plot twist thats a miracle.
I can’t tell if this is them being sarcastic assholes or not
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent
Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now
Damn math fandom bloggers
shut your pi hole
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
I’m a Christian and I approve this message.
I have barely any friends at all. So I honestly don’t know.
And yeah. I snuck out with some friends, cause I needed a distraction from myself. But just so you know, I’m never fine.
I’m total shit. And I honestly can’t think of anyone that uses me. Who are you talking about?
Oh well. Life sucks.
I’m completely comfortable with it. But there’s nothing to talk about.
I’ll tell you right now why I want to die. I find life to be boring. And I dont want to continue it. It’s uninteresting.
I don’t fucking want something to live for.
Nope. No source, honestly. I just want to die.
Thank you. But I’m sorry. I don’t think I’ll be getting any help tonight. I want to go though with it. And I have no reason to stop.
No. I don’t want that.
I’m not even going though anything. I just want to die.